the slightly amusing, bent yet informative wakeup email micro-magazine

the morning sip is an 'email magazine' available only by subscription. published sporadically on haphazard mornings, the sip is trying hard to wake up. it is made up of quirky quotes, quips and qualia in a sugar coated, easy-to-swallow, gaudy yellow format, based entirely on absurdity and the physics of small bouncy things. the morning sip offers a five minute break from the 'normal' activities of one's day... a moment to breathe and ponder... a moment to sip whatever it is you like to sip... and lurm.

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note: the morning sip is sent in 'html format'. please read the terms of use.

rave reviews!

“Truly a kick in the pants! I nearly spit my coffee on my keyboard! And then wouldn’t I wish I’d eaten a live toad!” - office drone #268956A

“A better homage to Jack Handy has yet to be seen, outside my bathroom anyway...” - human resauce specialist

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mobile edition: possible. unlikely.
back issues: unavailable

the morning sip "have a fine time" - a pleasantblue production